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[GEMINI]- I LOVE TO FUCK

[LEO]- IM DANGEROUS IN BED

[LIBRA]- I FUCK LIKE NO OTHER

[VIRGO]- YOU HAD ME ONCE YOUR GONNA WANT ME AGAIN

[SCORPIO]- I'M WILD IN BED..AND NO 1 CAN HANDLE ME!!

[SAGITTARIUS]-I GOT SKILLS IN THA BEDROOM

[TAURUS]- I STAY GANGSTA/GO HARD

[CAPRICORN]- I'LL MAKE U SCREAM MY NAME

[AQUARIUS]- I CAN HAVE SEX ALL NITE LONG

[PISCES]- I GOT A BIG ASS BOOTY

[ARIES]- I STAY FLY

[CANCER] I HAVE S3XY ASS LIPS TO KISS

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BoyFriend Application!!

Name:

Age:

Town:

Your height?

Your nationality?

What is your fav. music?

Do you weigh more than 130 lbs?

What are your interests?

What's your sign?

On a scale of 1-10 rate me...

On a scale of 1-10 rate yourself...

How many times a day do you check your myspace?

Do you smoke cigarettes?

Do you drink?

Do you have any crazy ex gf's that would wanna kill me for speaking to u?

Have you fathered any children?

Is there anything you want to ask me?

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A. Likes to flirt
D: Has one of the best personalities ever
I: Is always there for their friends
T: A big tease
I: Is always there for their friends

um..s0me of it is true...l0lz..



A. Likes to flirt.
B: Likes people.
C: Is wild and crazy.
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A good kisser.
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Is always there for their friends.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Freakin Crazy.
L: Loved by everyone.
M: Makes dating fun.
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Easy to fall in love with.
S: Really silly.
T: A big tease.
U: Really likes to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best bf/gf anyone one could ask for.
Z: Always read.


so now just pick ur letters in ur name and see what it says 4 u...

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A - AVAILABLE?: yea

B - BEST SPORT?: soccer!

C - CRUSH: maybe

D - DOGS NAME: Sabby (in india)

E - EASIEST PERSON(s): huh?

F - FAVORITE COLOR: pink

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy bears
H - HOMO-SEXUALS?: wat about them?

I - INSTRUMENT: guitar?

J - JUICE: orange+pineapple

K - KIND OF MUSIC: rap,pop, rock, r&b, hindi

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: um when i was in india...from bombay to Karnataka(south)

M - MILK FLAVOR: ummm chocolate

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: none

O - ONE WISH: I wish.........

P - PHOBIAS: all types of insects

Q - FAVORITE QUOTE: always follow your heart

R - REASON TO SMILE: my crush

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Dus bahane
T -Taurus

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: its unknown for a reason...dunn u think?

V - VEGETABLE YOU DON'T LIKE: um i cant think rite now
W - WORST HABIT: bitting nails when im nervos

X - RAYS YOU'VE HAD: rays or x-rays??

Y - YUMMY FOOD: momooo

Z -

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You know you're Indian if..............

1. your mother has a short-haired, curly perm.
2. your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.
3. your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15.
4. you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing.
5. you have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
6. everyone thinks you're "Indian" no matter what part of South Asia your ancestors were from.
7. you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life.
8. your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.
9. you've had to sit through videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest or library.
10. your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."
11. you drive mostly Japanese cars.
12. you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.
13. you know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens
14. you've never gotten little red envelopes around February.
15. piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors.
16. you're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears
17. idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages
18. your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher.
19. at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
20. your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In India (or other native country), we studied even more."
21. your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian.
22. an Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
23. your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both
24. your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"
25. everyone thinks you're good at math.
26. you like $1.75 movies
27. you like $1.50 movies even more.
28. your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing From Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange and the ever popular lime green.
29. your parents insist you marry within your race.
30. you either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it
31. your parents have never kissed you
32. you learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
33. "You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"
34. you have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."
35. you have 12+ aunts and uncles from both your mother's and your father's side
36. at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.
37. your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."
38. the vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses.
39. you will most likely be taller than your parents.
40. your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.
41. you get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't
42. when going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.
43. your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.
44. your family owns a tennis racquet.
45. your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chang)
46. the furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.
47. you have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine.
48. you own a rice cooker or two
49. you buy corn oil by the gallon.
50. your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.
51. your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going
52. your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."



You Know You're a True Desi When...

1. Your house smells like fried onions.

2. When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

3. There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

4. You make tea in a saucepan.

5. You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

6. You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

7. You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.

8. Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

9. You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

10. You hide everything from your parents.

11. Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

12. You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

13. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

14. Everyone is a family friend.

15. Everyone always called you for help on homework.

16. You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

17. You know no one who has studied music.

18. You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

19. You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

20. Your best friend got married at the age of 17.

21. You only make telephone calls after 6pm.

22. You like the meat well done.

23. You eat onions with everything.

24. You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

25. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

26. You say you hate Indian films(songs) but secretly watch(hear) them with your parents.

27. You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.

28. You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you.

29. You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.

30. You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

31. You secure your baggage with a rope.

32. You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

33. You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

34. You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

35. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

36. Your Dad drives a Nissan.

37. You're rich so he drives a Mercedes.

38. (For females) You're parents would freak out if you wore a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is perfectly acceptable.

39. (For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be home at 6pm.

40. You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

41. When you were little you always wondered why your English friends waited until afterbreakfast to brush their teeth when you did it first thing in morning.

42. To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.

43. You wonder how odd it would be to see your parents get within one foot of each other.

44. Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.

45. You have annoying nicknames like Chotu or Chicku.

46. Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son) whether they are PAKI or not.

47. Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds.

48. Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

49. Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting.

50. Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

51. At least once a week your mom says, "I want to go to India".

52. No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

53. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/ lawyer/ engineer.
54. You're parent's always say, "It's cheaper in India".

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hi ppl..m new to apnaspace.com , just created so yea..just msg me if u wana chat ..i got myspace too its www.myspace.com/x3icycool

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