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girl
Mood: None | Date: 06.22.06 | Views: 105 | Comments: 0

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her.

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sooooooooo true lol
Mood: Disappointed | Date: 03.08.06 | Views: 142 | Comments: 0

***How You Are In Love***



You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.


You tend to give more than take in relationships.


You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.


You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.


You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.



How Are You In Love?
http://www.blogthings.com/howareyouinlovequiz/

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SIX
Mood: Full of Life | Date: 03.04.06 | Views: 122 | Comments: 0
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally! she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again??"

Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

Have a Blessed Day!
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FUNNY
Mood: Don't Know | Date: 03.04.06 | Views: 127 | Comments: 1
*1.* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?



*2.* People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.



*3.* When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



*4.* When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!



*5.* When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



*6.* People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?



*7.* When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



*8.* When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



*9.* When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?



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things tht i love and want em to come true
Mood: Don't Know | Date: 02.28.06 | Views: 157 | Comments: 0
Best Moments In Life¢¾ ¢¼ To fall in love. ¢¼ To laugh until it hurts my stomach. ¢¼ To find mails by the thousands when i return of the vacations. ¢¼ To manage for a vacation at some pretty place. ¢¼ To listen to my favorite song. ¢¼ To go to bed and to listen while it rains out. ¢¼ To leave the shower and find that the towel is warm. ¢¼ To clear my last exam. ¢¼ To receive a call from someone, i don't see a lot, but i want to. ¢¼ A good conversation. ¢¼ To laugh without reasons. ¢¼To hear accidentally that somebody says something good abt me. ¢¼ To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep a couple of hours. ¢¼ To hear a song that makes me remember a special moment. ¢¼ To make new friends. ¢¼ To be part of a team. ¢¼ To feel butterflies in the stomach every time that i see that person. ¢¼ To hang out with my best friends. To see people that you like, feeling happy. ¢¼ See an old friend again and to feel that the things didn't change. ¢¼ To have somebody that tells me that he loves me.....lol
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liers
Mood: Don't Know | Date: 02.26.06 | Views: 138 | Comments: 1
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above river,
his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed
the axe to make his living.


The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.


The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.


Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.


"Yes", he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.


Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"


"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is
a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You
would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'no'
to

her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would

have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take
care

of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share
me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
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it's funny
Mood: Don't Know | Date: 02.26.06 | Views: 49 | Comments: 2
A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself aloud...
"Two plus five, that son of a b*^%# is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a b*^%# is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two,
that son of a b*^%# is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two,
THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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None
Mood: None | Date: 02.25.06 | Views: 46 | Comments: 0
Body: W H O . W A S . T H E . L A S T . P E R S O N . T H A T?

1. You hung out with? ......... Lisa

2. Saw you cry?.....not the type to let ppl see me cry

3. Went to the movies with?......natasha n Lisa

4. You went to the mall with?... Aman

5. You went to dinner with?.....no time today too busy.....

6. You talked on the phone to?....Aman

7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?......eh

8. Made you laugh, like really really laugh?.....hmm maybe my brother


W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?.....neither but if i had to nose

2. Be serious or be funny?....Funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?...i can't drink milk

4. Die in a fire or drown?......um fire i guess

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?...Luv my parents so them


D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. .

1. Flowers or candy?....um considerin i have candy on me 24/7, flowers

2. Gray or black?.....Black

3. Color or Black and white photos?.....I like both

4. Lust or love?.......Love

5. Sunrise or sunset?....Um sunset

6. M&Ms or Skittles?......skittles

8. Staying up late or waking up early?....stayin up late, not much of a mornin person

A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y !!

1. Do you like anyone?.....I mite

2. Do they know it?.....maybe, maybe not


D O . Y O U . P R E F E R. .

1. Sun or moon?....moon

2. Winter or Fall?....Fall considerin i dont handle coldness well

3. Left or right?......Right

4. 10 acquaintances or having two best friends?...Two best friends

5. Sunny or rainy?....Um rainy

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?...Um vanilla or both

7. Vodka or Jack?....no thank u


A B O U T . Y O U!

1. What time is it?.....12.03pm

2. First and middle Name?......simran kaur

3. Nickname(s):....simi, happy... etc

4. What is your birth date?.....jan 19

5. What do you want?....c every1 happy..

6. Where do you want to live?.....somewhere warm

7. How many kids do you want?......2 eventually

8. You want to get married?.....when Im done wit school


U N I Q U E !

1. Nervous habit:.....um eat........i'm thinking...........

2. Are you double jointed?...some of my fingers

3. Can you roll your tongue?......yep

4. Can you raise one eyebrow?.....my left one

5. Can you cross your eyes?.......yep

6. Do you make your bed daily?......usually

R A N D O M (Mostly about shoes)

1. Which shoe goes on first?....um i dunno, i think left

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?...Playfully maybe

3. On the average, how much money do you carry on you?...um not much maybe jus like 10-15

O T H E R

1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?....Twirl

2. Have you ever eaten Spam?......Yea, can u say gross

3. Favorite ice cream:....vanilla and choc. 

4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?....um im not sure if we have any, dont eat it much

5. What's your favorite beverage?.....any kind of juice mostly mango

7. Do you cook?.....Of course


IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U ?

1. Had a b/f or g/f?:.....Nope

2. Bought something:...maybe a little

4. Sang:......I've tried

5. Been hugged:....um no

6. Felt stupid:...probably, nothin comes to mind at the moment

7. Missed someone:......um dont think so

8. Got drunk:.....nope

9. Danced crazy:.....nope

10. Gotten your hair cut:......no

11. Cried:.....yea

12. Lied: no?...probably

13. Snuck out of the house:......nope
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AmAn ur no-11
Mood: None | Date: 02.23.06 | Views: 47 | Comments: 0

***Your Life Path Number is 11***



Your purpose in life is to inspire others


Your amazing energy draws people to you, and you give them great insight in return.
You hold a great amount of power over others, without even trying.
You have the makings of an inventor, artist, religious leader, or prophet.


In love, you are sensitive and passionate. You connect with your partner on a very deep level.


You have great abilities, but you are often way too critical of yourself.
You don't fit in - and instead of celebrating your differences, you dwell on them.
You have high expectations of yourself. But sometimes you set them too high and don't achieve anything.



What Is Your Life Path Number?

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THIS ONE IS MY.. NO-9
Mood: Disappointed | Date: 02.18.06 | Views: 57 | Comments: 1

***Your Life Path Number is 9***



Your purpose in life is to make the world better


You are very socially conscious and a total idealist.
You think there are many things wrong with the world, and you want to fix them.
You have a big idea of how to world could be, and you'll sacrifice almost anything to work towards this dream.


In love, you can easily see the beauty in someone else. And you never cling too tightly.


You are capable of great love, but it's hard for you to focus your love on one person or relationship.
You have a lot of outward focus, and you tend to blame the world for your failures.
You are often disappointed by the realities of life - it's hard for you to accept the shortcomings of the world.



What Is Your Life Path Number?

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