GIRLS SHUD KNOW

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can

A man has 4 different types of girls...

1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Hoes

1) Wifey is irreplaceable!... She is the only one that is irreplaceable, she is the girl that the man loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man. But... He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches and Hoes until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses his Wifey he would be screwed and will NEVER be happy again!

2) Boo is replaceable... she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because the man has made Wifey irreplaceable, she can NEVER replace her. Boo tries to take Wifey's spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a taste of Wifey's spot. When she does, she NEVER achieves her spot for any longer than a few months... then the man goes back to Wifey and Boo either gets replaced with another Boo OR the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him!

3) Bitches... A female that a male uses only for sex or other sexually related activities. A man will call on the Bitch when Wifey's "acting up" and/or when he needs a quick fix... and of course the Bitch is the first one running there!

4) Hoes... enough said! Trying to move up in life, wants to be a Bitch or a Boo. Hoes are just the girls you bag for no reason and are nothing more then a contact in the man's phone... backups incase the Boo and/or Bitch slips up