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1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.


2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!


3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.


4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.


5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.


6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.


7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.


8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.


9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.


10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.


11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.


13. Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.

14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.


15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.


16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.


17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.


18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.


19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot.


20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.


21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

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1. God is real, unless declared integer

2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

3. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

4. Home is where the television is.


5. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.

6. Death is hereditary.

7. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

8. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.


9. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one
forgets.


10.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

11.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like
everyone else..

12.Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.

13.Well done is better than well said.

14.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody
is looking.

15.They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.

16.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

17.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

18.I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

19.If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

20.Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way
street.

21.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching
train.

22.Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.

23.I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.


24.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

25.LUCK...stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge


26.Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things
that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.

27.The evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then
proceed to tell you why it isn't.


28.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and
the right side.

29.An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes
it sound confusing

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• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

• Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!

• We never hv what we like, we never like what we hv still we live, luv n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That’s life. Hv a nice day!

• With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch. Let everyday b a luv u can feel. Let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Night has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

• Things to take note when u sleep: Miss me, think of me, hug me, and love me. Try to sleep now and close ur eyes. Get prepared to dream of me. Good Night!

• Rich peple travel in cars, poor peopple travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!

• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautiful angel!

• Through each day our goal is 2 touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed and b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!

• Receive my simple gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe n happy all day long! Take Care!

• Hey listen....two people were asking me about u, I gave them ur address and cell no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r Joy n Happiness.

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• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'

• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

• Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.

• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

• Life can b hard & not always fun, but as night brings dark morning brings sun. Ven life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!

• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!

Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan, Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,

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